I am Thomas Kemeny.

People pay me to write words. The words on this site talk about my work.

They’re yours free of charge. You’re welcome.

This is a fun project.

Start here.

Stray arrow.

A manly voice to soothe America’s auto buying fears.

My first TV campaign.

Some people thought these were part of the movie.

Why would you click here?


This way please.

For headline lovers.


(It’s mostly about me).

First they’re sour, then you need to speak with their attorney.

Personal project with

Animal New York.